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Offline alrelax

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A Dork Plays Baccarat
« on: February 13, 2018, 11:43:14 PM »
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  • For those of you that might not be familiar with a 100% certified 'Dork' and that 'Dork' playing baccarat, here are some pictures of what a 'Dork' can do and did do and documented he did.  Be careful of becoming a 'Dork', for if you do, you might not be able to follow such widely believed statistics about wagering something like 1% of your buy-n which will in all cases be a fraction of your bank roll, or at least should be.  That is becuase it gives you a safety net and you can lose your stake and make it up at a later time, all the while--having a safety net to protect you and guarantee you longevity in casino gambling and solid return equal to investment standards, etc.  You probably understand all that, I really don't as I am a just a Dork, so I don't understand. 

    So if you have something like a $3,000.00 bank roll you can only bring something like $1,000.00 to the casino and then, you have to only buy in with about $500.00 and have a stop loss of around $300.00 leaving yourself, the 'Dork' about $200.00 to lose at the most. 

    Then your wagers can only be the 1% so if you don't want to be a 'Dork' you can only wager say about $1.00 or $2.00 on the air ball machine.  You cannot do what I did in these pictures, which are pretty typical, not bad but not the best sessions by far, but then again, I am a certified 'Dork' and pretty much should not be playing baccarat, I am only really allowed to play air ball, (whatever the F**k that is)!

    Here is a Dork's buy-in:

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    Here is the Dork's chips while he is playing a game he should not be:

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    Here is the Dork cashing out:

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    Here is the Dork's money he won, be careful--do not become a Dork!!!!

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    The stupid Dork goes back and buys-in again with $300.00 and is sitting after a few minuets with this:

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    The Dork cashes out once again and adds this to his first cash out shown above:

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    The Dork home.  What a stupid Dork,huh??  LOL.  A damn stupid Dork!
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    Re: A Dork Plays Baccarat
    « Reply #1 on: February 14, 2018, 06:46:39 AM »
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  • Maybe you should wear a NASA shirt when you play.  I found a good one.

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    Re: A Dork Plays Baccarat
    « Reply #2 on: February 14, 2018, 07:05:07 AM »
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  • I wear Nat Nast.
    My Blog within Betselection Board: http://betselection.cc/alrelax's-blog/

    Played a min of 25,500 shoes of baccarat since I started playing live in USA casinos.

    "Don't say it's a winning hand until you are getting paid for it".

    Played numerous properties in Las Vegas, Reno, Southern California, Atlantic City, Connecticut, South Florida, The South/Southeast as well as most areas of The Midwest.