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[alrelax]

I think whenever we play we should start a trend here.  Which is, eat your nuts and wash them down with beer at the baccarat table.  All the while calculating your serious profits from all those shoes everyday into your passive investment portfolio.  Whatca think??  Here Here.

[RolexWatch]

Personally I chew a lot of gum.  Gone are the days of being able to smoke at the tables in many parts of the world, and risking money can be stressful, so gum does it for me.

[Mars Rocks]

Drinking red wine and eating nuts while looking over my investment and share portfolio at the baccarat table sounds good to me.  We should get together and do this.  I think I'll end up forgetting the baccarat but !! it will be a good fun night!!

[alrelax]

Yes sir!  Breath some life into this!  I really think we are on to something here.

Can you picture this, yelling out to someone..."Hey, come eat my nuts with me" and then...."Here share my beer to wash tem nuts down".....!

Can I get a "Here Here" please???  Thanks! 

[alrelax]

as i previously stated, there are some WEIRD people on here.......almost feel bad for them

Heard you, read what you wrote.  Sorry your a straight up no stuff guy that sits at the baccarat table and makes his fortune and pours it into passive investments.  Oh lord, I am jealous--don't get me wrong.  I'm just actually venting here, I just thought eating your nuts and washing it down with beer was the trait(s) of the winners.  Here Here

[HunchBacShrimp]

Alrelax,

Just exactly what is your beef with Soxfan?

He's been honest and transparent about his play. He's not selling anything. He's not forcing his point of view. He never changes his story or makes unrealistic bold claims.


HBS

[alrelax]

Nothing.  I am in complete awe of him!  I do admire him and I am envious of him!  There, I said it.  After all, he plays baccarat everyday, 6 shoes a day and wins consistently adding sums of profits to his passive investments.  (Those are quotes from him) So, we are not talking about $100 or $50 profit by any means.

Here, let me spell it out for you......

I figure if I emanate things he does, like eating my nuts and washing those nuts down with beer, as well as using some obnoxious but cutie pie saying on the end of all my posts, like 'Here here', the good fortune and Voodoo from some monkey balls might found its way onto my turf.  Okay?

Nothing wrong, so don't make it wrong I eat my nuts, cause SoxFan has preached he has been eating his nuts and washing them down with beer for awhile now. Hey hey

[alrelax]

Wow man, this guy really has hurt your feelings. It's like he parked a d6 dozer on your pinky toe and left you there to holler in agony.


Soxfan's been consistently stating the same things over and over for some time. The only change has been a recent move from an 11 step progression to a 13 step progression with increased unit size. But you just now decided to get all 'up in arms' about it?

This mockery of his closing signature of "hey,hey" is ........ childish really. I don't get it, you're more mature than that.
The twisting of his staple "time for some guinness and cashews"  when Soxfan anticipates a heated exchange on some thread into some rude behavior you imagine him doing at the table is equally childish. A blatant fabrication.
Also, you imply Soxfan is superstitious and credits his wins to superstition but that is another fabrication on your part.

There have been no claims of never losing. He busts 5 progressions per 100 shoes with a 13 step prog. 10 sessions per 100 with an 11 step prog. Six shoes a day 5 days a week is not just possible, but plausible. Small table Baccarat can be done solo in 15 minutes , started and finished 8 deck shoes with the 20 min relief dealer several times myself. Even with 3 other players an 8 deck game can take less than an hour easily.

No we aren't talking about $50. We are talking about $15 units and an 1800u BR for the 11 step prog which busted out of 1750 units every 100 shoes. And as I understand it needed to generate about 30u per shoe for fat profits. So Maybe 700u after B tax at $15 is around 10k. Plenty to add to investments outside the casino.

The 11 step prog has increased unit size and a BR of 1000u. An estimated unit size of $25. Total busts of 500u per 100 shoes and a need to generate about 10u to 12u per shoe for acceptable profits. So maybe 500u or a little less after tax at $25 is 12k ish. This satisfies the extra 15% Soxfan was looking for.


Personally, I don't find this any more unbelievable than turning 300 into 12k, or pulling down 12 large units every weekend, or doubling one's BR every visit, or predicting high (edge) payout bets, or even pulling down 3k -6k twice with 750 bucks in five outings that only resulted in one full bust. Or any more unbelievable that being net positive with a 1326 MM and a 'follow what the shoe is producing' BS coupled with some poorly thought out 1/3,1/3,1/3 bankroll management where profits of 25% of your buy in aren't 'locked up' until a gain of + 367% has been reached.

So why is Soxfan on your nerve?

HBS

No, absolutely not, SoxFan is the greatest!  Plain and simple. 

You are claiming me to be mature, I am not.

If he can eat his nuts and wash it down with beer, why the heck can't I?  Seriously???

A friend of mine who is Cambodian, showed me some videos on her smart phone about monkey balls and baccarat over in Cambodia at the Naga Casino, I have to admit, COOL!  I don't know why she was kind of rubbing her crotch while showing me all this the other day, but I do have to confess, I have a new outlook on the Monkey Balls and the value of their stance in the occult arena.

And by the way....my 1/3rd system for managing my wins, works great for me and at times I adjust the amounts but something along what I outlined anyways.

You see a cute woman standing there in high heels, perfect legs, manicured toes, her nipples clearly erect through her silk blouse, etc., let me ask you---do you stare at her crotch looking for an erection growing as well?  Do you question that?

Anything else?  Gheesh, this forum is getting picky anal, Here here

[alrelax]

with some poorly thought out 1/3,1/3,1/3 bankroll management where profits of 25% of your buy in aren't 'locked up' until a gain of + 367% has been reached.


HBS

And, to further answer your question and address the degradation you insinuated of what I wrote about, using my 1/3rd system lets me have and possess and not jeopardize the win I would get hell bent for anyways without walking away.  I will not and have never and don't play for one or two or three or five units.  Never did and never will.  So, hopefully that explains the larger '+' gain I have to have, etc.,............ here   here

[soxfan]

At my local the only cashew are in the chicken in Chinese restaurant. And, at the table I never drink nothing stronger than the diet pepsi cola, hey hey.

[Tomla]

we should vote on if we like Hey Hey or Here Here better!

[esoito]

Warning...This thread is starting to get crude. If it continues to be so don't be surprised if action is taken.

Stick to bet selection !! [Or eating nuts.]

[alrelax]

We have to stick to eating our nuts, we been warned!  A poll is due.   Here here

[vo rogue]

"Here, let me spell it out for you......

I figure if I emanate things he does, like eating my nuts and washing those nuts down with beer, as well as using some obnoxious but cutie pie saying on the end of all my posts, like 'Here here' the good fortune and Voodoo from some monkey balls might found its way onto my turf.  Okay? "


                     Great stuff alrelax, best laugh of the year,  i always have a meal before i play, don't like to start thinking of food when serious business is happening.   i don't mind a cashew though
              cheers

[MarkTeruya]

How about Monkey nuts, nice but leave a mess