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[alrelax]

My Theory #2:

Here is my new theory about playing baccarat.

Sell all my equipment and play baccarat!  What was I thinking all these years???  Ted, help me out!  O want to make $2,000.00 a day, everyday, $60,000.00 a month and over $700,000.00 a year, tax free!!!!  Why work the 6am to 7om everyday  and then night calls too?  Why work?; I could just go to Dunkin Doughnuts every day drive 90 miles to the east or 250 to the north or a bit longer to the west--I drive all over the state on environmental response jobs anyway--heck I could listen to rock and roll and CD's all the way to my new source of easy income.  Within 30 min's every day I should be able to make $2,000.00, no???  Seriously, why was I so unintelligent and grossly negligent working all these years???

Here is what I do, I am tired of working every day!  Even going to the office and staying inside running my business, no fun.  At least at the casino I can watch the player next to me put his finger over his one nostril and clear his nose right there at the table or watch another player argue with his wife or GF about their 'last money' they really need to buy food with for the week going to be wagered on a Fortune 7 that has to come because of the dragons trail is perpendicular to the panda's eyeball. 

I am tired of the street and the interstate! 

[alrelax]

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[alrelax]

You know, I am so tired of working on the interstate where the motorists slam into a wreck site and I also get threatened by the State Police to be arrested because they bugged me so much I squared off on the rookie trooper and told him, 'hey bro-I don't tell you how to write a speeding ticket why are you telling me how to do my job', etc.  Why do all this and make only $200,000.00 a year working 70 or 80 hours a week when I can work 30 min's a day and lay baccarat???  Seriously?

So tired of controlling the traffic also!  Really, why do I do it for such peanuts??!!!!

And the most that can happen at a casino is I get a bit of snot blown on my a player or perhaps some smoke blown in my face, no?

[alrelax]

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[alrelax]

I am locking my office and going to the casino.  I don't need to do this work any longer!!!!

[alrelax]

Took all day out in the weather!  Like 10 hours!  I could have made my money in the casino, no??

[alrelax]

pic of finished site.  a bit like work, huh??

[21 Aces]

Dude, if you have a boss truck, we want to see!  Looking forward to checking out these posts...

[Mars Rocks]

Took all day out in the weather!  Like 10 hours!  I could have made my money in the casino, no??

Maybe one day you can post a pic of you with a mountain of chips in front of you at the baccarat table.  I'm sure you'll make it one day!

[alrelax]

You will, been there and done all that.  Have not really played aggressive the past couple of years.  I will with Ted009 when he comes back from Cambodia though.  Maybe Vegas?  Maybe southern California at a table with the Viet Mamas yelling and screaming, LOL! 

[alrelax]

In fact, Ted and I will be there.  I will remember a time or two at the big table bac, the song playing 'Burning Down The House' and we get on a long Banker run, real long.  The kind of run where we press about three times and then pull down 12-15 winning hands.  And if Ted starts with that 'cut' bull poo-poo after a few hands I will slap him, physical slap him!  Going to get on the Banker run with a grand or two and then press 2 or 3 times and then just pull down the winnings each and every time.  Done it before and Ted and I will do it.  Not a doubt in my mind. 

[Ted009]

LOL, Alrelax did not know  my background. I grew up eating snake soup so to slap me will be more difficult than winning the baccarat. I like it brother!!
Yes, we will be playing together soon.

[alrelax]

I have ate a lot of funky things with the Thai, Viet, Cambodians, Laos, and Chinese in and around NYC and L.A.  I will not eat or sit where their are fried snakes like the Cambodian people adore, not I. 

[alrelax]

Ted, you kind of remind me of a guy I used to have as a 'casino friend' as well- we knew each other in New York City for years back in the late 80's and throughout the 90's.  We played so many times together at the old Bally's Grand, I can not even envision to guess how many nights/ times we played baccarat together in Atlantic City.  I would say it has to be in the hundreds though.

I wrote briefly about him in some of my posts and his name was Mr. 'Y', he was Japanese and his wife used to always have a little stuffed giraffe sticking out of her purse up on the padded railing of the baccarat table. LOL, what times was those!  Quickly thinking back, Larry Holmes was in the high limit room and would constantly be screaming, 'Hit me Hit me, I can take it' to the blackjack dealer where he was playing within feet of the big baccarat tables.  He would say to us at the baccarat table, we don't know how to count the cards and how come a blackjack didn't instantly win, etc.

 

[Ted009]

What if you drank a lot of XO (Cognac) and you got really buzzed, and someone told you the soup was chicken soup?

Angelina Jolie has eaten stuff that we couldn't imagine. I would not say never, LOL.

Here at the Cambodia/Thailand Border, I see no other ethnicity or race but all are Asians playing baccarat. I see players pretty laid back compared to the players at the States. If I am not mistaken, they are not playing for fun. I think most of those players play baccarat to supplement their income or play baccarat for a living.