As I see on the board, once again we are back to those special high-tech shoes with the mini invisible conveyor belts to reposition cards inside the shoe at the whim of the 'Evil Zombie Pit Persons'.
Careful, if the floor sees you wagering one way, they can easily with the press of a hidden transmitter button, change the order of the shoe around! You have been warned. ;)
Good evening mr. relax, trent tremein 69th here, at my local b&m establishment, my wife and i are not allowed to enter the pit, unless we agree to a cat scan lol. When we challenged zombie pit person, he said " because we had been trained by (bac doctor, personal trainer, dr. tom, tiger don from east texas, silverthorn, alvin, iscamforaliving, et al). my wife asked where does the brain scan come in to it, ZPP said
" we have infrared laser technology that allows the eye in the sky to know what youre thinking so we can arrange the cards for the next deal" , we were stunned, and while we were contenplating our future , ZPP was smiling and giving my wife THE EYE all smug, like she should ditch me and change to the evil empire.
on the drive home we decided to play for the cut only, using a martingale, to prove we had no brains. and concentrate on nigerian oil contracts.
yours trent and virginia
Trent, I am highly recommending a Kevlar bullet proof and knife proof male member protector, you need to wear one from now on if you have any contact with Z.P.P.'s. Myself I had to find a XXXL, kind of hard but they are out there. Please check those little buddy savers. Hey, you never know.
I never told anyone or posted this but here goes, the cat is getting out of the bag tonight.
Your wife sits at the table and buys in and whatever side she wagers, you wager the opposite. That way ties and Fortunes will come out. Bring a 3rd party along and they wager only those high pay-out wagers. The trick is, every 4th hand following a serious of 6 chops, 3 runs of 7 or more and 4 three repeats by each the B's and the P's and then 2 ties in a row, must be naturals. Then every 4th hand wager the F7's and ties. It is set-up that way, I promise, those trainers promised me!!!
The promise was made while we were both urinating in the restroom, but that is besides the point.
AL here in the golden triangle , you can't even wager opposite rest of the table, i would definitly need a kelvar anti pitboss member protector, if opposite my wife, last time i did that (4yrs ago lol), she swore about me to the rest of the table in their native tounge, as i bet the player would not cut at three three x in a row.
Quote from: vo rogue on December 20, 2016, 01:44:37 AM
AL here in the golden triangle , you can't even wager opposite rest of the table, i would definitly need a kelvar anti pitboss member protector, if opposite my wife, last time i did that (4yrs ago lol), she swore about me to the rest of the table in their native tounge, as i bet the player would not cut at three three x in a row.
I got the proper protectors posted in my blog for you!! I already have mine on the way. Size, XXXXL of course, but that's what I need to cover, LOL.
All the floor person has to do is the following. I know its hard to believe, but true, I promise you, after all--one of my trainers promised me!!!
What they do is merely press a remote control button, either on the pit counter towards the rear of the table in the middle of the pit or the floor person has a remote already stashed in his pocket.
What it does is take the first few cards and slides them back to the rear, thus changing the order!!! You can't see this tiny little conveyor belt within the show because there is a false bottom on the shoe lid. Pretty slick! So yes, the casino can actually change up the card order mid-stream. Like---WOW! Hard to believe but true!
And also, yes---I finally found out they can pre shuffle anything they want, chop chop, long runs, 2X2's etc. Even though the shuffle master machine companies, the state authorities, gaming police and the feds check them all out and assured us they were random shuffles and no way the casinos or outside sources could manipulate them, they are dead wrong! The casino can and do. So if you are a larger player and the casino knows how you bet, BOOM!---it only takes a secret code to be programmed into the shuffle master. Of course we are not going to get into the old argument how a random cut changes the shoe order out of the shuffle master. Of course, there are numerous casinos that also perform a mini-shuffle usually breaking down the deck straight out of the shufflemaster into 6 piles and doing a quick shuffle.
Okay enough said, the casino can magical set the order no matter what, gospel!
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Thanks 21A for reminding me of that funny movie!
But in all reality, those dealers eventually work their way up to the baccarat tables. LOL.
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