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The Best Pubs Are Irish

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs
back home.  In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's.  The
landlord goes out of his way for the locals.  When you buy four drinks,
he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red
Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first
two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said  Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman.  "Back home
in me favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy
you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.  Then,
when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat
you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

"Did this actually happen to you, Paddy?"

"Not me meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman.

"But it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

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