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#2
General Discussion / Link words to adverts
January 17, 2014, 09:08:06 PM
When did we bring in the Linked Words to Adverts system?
Key words, become double underlined and Red in text colour, and link to adverts.
Is this a forum support marketing technique?
Key words, become double underlined and Red in text colour, and link to adverts.
Is this a forum support marketing technique?
#3
Off-topic / A cynical attempt at jumping on the Festive Panto bandwagon!!
December 22, 2013, 02:06:03 PM
"Oh no he isn't !!"
#4
General Discussion / NetTeller Scam email
November 23, 2013, 10:20:47 AM
Please be aware of a possible Neteller Scam email circulating around.
I had this one today, and I don't have a Neteller account, and never have had.
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I had this one today, and I don't have a Neteller account, and never have had.
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#5
Off-topic / I have just become a Grandad!!!
November 19, 2013, 11:23:03 AM !!!!!!!!!!!!!Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Born Saturday 16th November, 2013 Beautiful Baby Girl.........Jessica Rose. 7lbs 11oz. Mother and baby doing very well...and at home now. I am soooooooooooooo proud. Just thought I would share my joyous news. Cheers
#7
Off-topic / Its Democracy Jim, but not as we know it!
October 10, 2013, 06:06:58 PM
I didn't write this:-
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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, and then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the stuff out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows
One of them is a horse
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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, and then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the stuff out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows
One of them is a horse
#8
Split / MOVED: Tkppkv|http://www.piemontehouses.nl/nl/goedkopen.asp
October 10, 2013, 03:17:52 PM #9
#10
Off-topic / Love the way her hair flies up into the air.
August 31, 2013, 01:21:48 AM
must be "Silvikrin hairspray"........lol
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xXms0WQ1SaY/Uhy6Qm30bvI/AAAAAAAAHOI/KWwAWkOt3qc/w506-h750/raznoe-vsyakoe-gifki-smeshnye-gifki-animashki_6265163116.gif
Notice the reaction of the guy to her right after the event!!
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-xXms0WQ1SaY/Uhy6Qm30bvI/AAAAAAAAHOI/KWwAWkOt3qc/w506-h750/raznoe-vsyakoe-gifki-smeshnye-gifki-animashki_6265163116.gif
Notice the reaction of the guy to her right after the event!!
#11
Off-topic / Amazing machines
August 31, 2013, 01:10:25 AM #12
Off-topic / Clever......
August 31, 2013, 12:36:51 AM #13
Off-topic / Treat for the Forum Fellows, a picture of a Stripper.
August 11, 2013, 05:18:32 PM
Just thought, seeing as its Sunday, day of rest and all that,
I would provide all the fellows, a real treat, with a picture of a Stripper!!
Enjoy.
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I would provide all the fellows, a real treat, with a picture of a Stripper!!
Enjoy.
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#15
Creativity Adventures / New way to learn coding........
August 10, 2013, 03:48:57 PM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/the-lab--codecards---the-game-that-could-help-find-the-british-bill-gates-092300423.html?vp=1#XAcNpyZ
Interesting article.
Here is the direct link to the Lab Video for the above article.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/lab-codecards-085424784.html
Interesting article.
Here is the direct link to the Lab Video for the above article.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/lab-codecards-085424784.html
#16
Creativity Adventures / Random Bet Generator vs Random Number Generator.
August 08, 2013, 09:03:16 PM
I will keep this post short and sweet.
What about having a Random Bet Generator?
Its like a Random Number Generator...........but instead of generating Numbers per se, it generates the option on the next bet within the chosen game we are playing.
Let me give you quick example.
Say we are playing Turners Quads.
Quads are where the Table has been divided up into Four sections
Yanks has recently made a video on the play, and our New chaps, Spin4Fun, and Tri0 have enabled in their software.
Bascially, the bet is 6 options long.
1. Quad 1 & 2
2. Quad 1 & 3
3. Quad 1 & 4
4. Quad 2 & 3
5. Quad 2 & 4
6. Quad 3 & 4
So, they can be easily expressed as 1-6 options,
Therefore, all we now need is a small Random Gen, that produces numbers 1 through to 6 to show us what to bet.
We would still progress the same way as usual, Fibo, Marty, Grand marty, or whatever you like, even Flat!
Would be interesting to see, the comparison between an "intentional" play technique like Yanks and Spin4Fun have devised
vs the Random Bet Generator telling us where to bet next.
We hopefully, could 'tune in' to the right frequency, and effect a system, where the RBG matches the RNG of the casino, or the ether of a real table, and win all the way to the bank!
Graphical comparisons would be great to view on these tests instances.
Your thoughts please on a postcard to........................this address!
(Same theory could be applied to a lot of other bets too, esp where there is multiple choice in the BetSelection! )
What about having a Random Bet Generator?
Its like a Random Number Generator...........but instead of generating Numbers per se, it generates the option on the next bet within the chosen game we are playing.
Let me give you quick example.
Say we are playing Turners Quads.
Quads are where the Table has been divided up into Four sections
Yanks has recently made a video on the play, and our New chaps, Spin4Fun, and Tri0 have enabled in their software.
Bascially, the bet is 6 options long.
1. Quad 1 & 2
2. Quad 1 & 3
3. Quad 1 & 4
4. Quad 2 & 3
5. Quad 2 & 4
6. Quad 3 & 4
So, they can be easily expressed as 1-6 options,
Therefore, all we now need is a small Random Gen, that produces numbers 1 through to 6 to show us what to bet.
We would still progress the same way as usual, Fibo, Marty, Grand marty, or whatever you like, even Flat!
Would be interesting to see, the comparison between an "intentional" play technique like Yanks and Spin4Fun have devised
vs the Random Bet Generator telling us where to bet next.
We hopefully, could 'tune in' to the right frequency, and effect a system, where the RBG matches the RNG of the casino, or the ether of a real table, and win all the way to the bank!
Graphical comparisons would be great to view on these tests instances.
Your thoughts please on a postcard to........................this address!
(Same theory could be applied to a lot of other bets too, esp where there is multiple choice in the BetSelection! )
#17
ChrisBis / New Test bed site I have just found.
August 07, 2013, 06:15:40 PM
New Test bed site I have just found.
http://en.youroul.com/#
Free to register.
Looks fun.
Not sure where the numbers are generated from.
Try the Zero Game, and shoot the test run button.....................I won!! ha ha!!
Anyways, something for the fellows to play with.
Cheers
(First encountered over at RouletteForum.com Posters User Name:- "trizero" )
http://en.youroul.com/#
Free to register.
Looks fun.
Not sure where the numbers are generated from.
Try the Zero Game, and shoot the test run button.....................I won!! ha ha!!
Anyways, something for the fellows to play with.
Cheers
(First encountered over at RouletteForum.com Posters User Name:- "trizero" )
#19
ChrisBis / Smart Live 185 spins
August 03, 2013, 09:37:44 PM
Some spins to study from Smart Live casino 3rd Aug 2013
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Notice anything unusual about these spins anyone??
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Notice anything unusual about these spins anyone??
#20
Off-topic / Not quite what you expect!
August 03, 2013, 03:24:24 PM #21
Off-topic / A question about Excel 2010
August 02, 2013, 01:31:08 PM
This question is a copy of a post I have made today, over at:- http://www.ozgrid.com/forum/forum.php
it's a great place to get Windows Excel/Word/Powerpoint questions and queries answered, and usually very quick.
Some very clever people look in there, and take the task to heart!
""Hi all.
Why is it not possible to hide a Column/Columns that contain only percentages in them, if the % are used to draw a graph?I have such a sheet, with % in two columns, and if I use the "Hide" format, they stop the graph from performing.
The best I have been able to do, is to re-size the column down to a very small width, but still the column can be seen, and if I copy/paste data into my sheet, for analysis, and graph plotting, a small dot (the cells filling up) can be seen where the two columns are, as they are not completely hidden!
Any answers anyone?
(Other than moving the columns to another part of the sheet, or....maybe onto another sheet?)
I'm stumped!Chris...............(stumped!!)""
it's a great place to get Windows Excel/Word/Powerpoint questions and queries answered, and usually very quick.
Some very clever people look in there, and take the task to heart!
""Hi all.
Why is it not possible to hide a Column/Columns that contain only percentages in them, if the % are used to draw a graph?I have such a sheet, with % in two columns, and if I use the "Hide" format, they stop the graph from performing.
The best I have been able to do, is to re-size the column down to a very small width, but still the column can be seen, and if I copy/paste data into my sheet, for analysis, and graph plotting, a small dot (the cells filling up) can be seen where the two columns are, as they are not completely hidden!
Any answers anyone?
(Other than moving the columns to another part of the sheet, or....maybe onto another sheet?)
I'm stumped!Chris...............(stumped!!)""
#24
ChrisBis / Data for analysis
July 29, 2013, 04:11:09 AMAnalysis
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14
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30 (I think this is a Start Tracker number)
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19
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Data analysis to follow, as I am actually asleep!
#25
Off-topic / Any Entrepreneurs in the Forum?
July 27, 2013, 12:55:05 PM
Do we have any budding, experienced Entrepreneurs in the forum?
Particularly if they have any experience in either Selling an idea,
Franchising/Franchisee, or Presenting proposals to Multi-national companies and Business Angels?
I have a brand New Franchise idea!
Its very sellable.
Its multi-national in scope.
I would envisage starting in, (or advise its formation), within Europe, and then expand to USA +.
It has Low running cost base, and a Medium cost start-up. (Depends of user input)
Extremely small use of consumables, & Low -Medium resource drain on environment.
No chemicals need be used/consumed.
It will spawn a whole new industry manufacturing centre/company(s), and would probably employ
hundreds of S.E. franchises within the first year, + jobs in the manufacturing.
Its scaleable in dimension, and a simple single owner operator franchise.
Very little stock to carry, and repeatable sale on 2/3/4 times a year basis.
Once someone has built up the client base, then they would be set for years, and have a business
they could sell on, as a going concern franchise.
I am looking for advice, indicators on which way to go, and how to get to the decision makers who would invest
in a project like this.
it's a Home service product.
Almost every domestic home has a need for this product/service.
Would retail sale around £50-80 ($60-90) mark (at the sharp end for the customer/client.)
Profit, less running costs and Initial Franchise investment, would be around 55-60% of sale price.
Product would use customers utility services (electric, water, lighting etc)
After product launch, this would be a soft sell, and self generate leads/appointments.
Ideally shown in Ideal Home exhibitions, and D.I.Y outlets etc.
D.I.Y celebrity endorsement would come I think, and mentions on all related shows.
There could also be a D.I.Y innovation product to come from it as well.
If anyone has relevant experience, or knows of someone like wise, please get in touch.
This is one idea I can not keep in my head any longer, as I have just has the very instance
of when it would be used!! [smiley]aes/thinking.png[/smiley]
Discretion would of course, at this stage, be paramount.
I am not seeking funding directly through the forum........just bouncing ideas, and advice for it.
Cheers for reading.
Chris
P.S. I guess I should see if there is a Franchising Forum eh!
Particularly if they have any experience in either Selling an idea,
Franchising/Franchisee, or Presenting proposals to Multi-national companies and Business Angels?
I have a brand New Franchise idea!
Its very sellable.
Its multi-national in scope.
I would envisage starting in, (or advise its formation), within Europe, and then expand to USA +.
It has Low running cost base, and a Medium cost start-up. (Depends of user input)
Extremely small use of consumables, & Low -Medium resource drain on environment.
No chemicals need be used/consumed.
It will spawn a whole new industry manufacturing centre/company(s), and would probably employ
hundreds of S.E. franchises within the first year, + jobs in the manufacturing.
Its scaleable in dimension, and a simple single owner operator franchise.
Very little stock to carry, and repeatable sale on 2/3/4 times a year basis.
Once someone has built up the client base, then they would be set for years, and have a business
they could sell on, as a going concern franchise.
I am looking for advice, indicators on which way to go, and how to get to the decision makers who would invest
in a project like this.
it's a Home service product.
Almost every domestic home has a need for this product/service.
Would retail sale around £50-80 ($60-90) mark (at the sharp end for the customer/client.)
Profit, less running costs and Initial Franchise investment, would be around 55-60% of sale price.
Product would use customers utility services (electric, water, lighting etc)
After product launch, this would be a soft sell, and self generate leads/appointments.
Ideally shown in Ideal Home exhibitions, and D.I.Y outlets etc.
D.I.Y celebrity endorsement would come I think, and mentions on all related shows.
There could also be a D.I.Y innovation product to come from it as well.
If anyone has relevant experience, or knows of someone like wise, please get in touch.
This is one idea I can not keep in my head any longer, as I have just has the very instance
of when it would be used!! [smiley]aes/thinking.png[/smiley]
Discretion would of course, at this stage, be paramount.
I am not seeking funding directly through the forum........just bouncing ideas, and advice for it.
Cheers for reading.
Chris
P.S. I guess I should see if there is a Franchising Forum eh!