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[Superman]

Enjoy guys

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from tesco
Her condition is said to be stable

So they have found a Horse burger in tesco.
What's next, My Lidl pony?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the
pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night....
I still have a bit between my teeth

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco.
Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."
I guess Tesco just listened.

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers
confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'
Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a
dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Mrs these tesco burgers given me terrible trots.

To beef or not to beef.
That is equestrian.

[Dino246]

Brilliant Superman......

Lucky for me,burgers were only my "3rd Favorite" meal....

Mind you i can still enjoy a "Saddle of Beef" !!

[ewarwoowar]

being environmentally conscious, i asked the assistant in the supermarket how far the burgers had travelled.
he said, ' i wouldn't have thought more than 8 furlongs sir!'

[Atlantis]

Enough of this horseplay...
An anagram of "hamburgers" is "Shergar Bum".
'Tesco, everything you want from a store and a little bit mare.'
I selected some burgers on the Tesco website... I then clicked on "add to cart".
You think Tesco Horse Burgers are bad, you should try their Quarter Pandas.
Does anyone have a tooth  pick? I had a Tesco burger last night and there's still a bit between my  teeth.

Q. What do you call a burnt Tesco burger?
A. Black Beauty!

[Bally6354]

The manager in Tesco's said the burgers were not flying off the shelves like they used to.

I suggested lowering them by a few pounds. 

I will get my coat! 

Great jokes by the way!

[Ralph]

New trademark

[Bally6354]

LoL ralph!

Neigh onions on my burger thanks!

[TwoCatSam]

Brilliant.

Man:  "Honey, you still eat them burgers." 
Woman:  "Not furlong!"

Thanks!!!

You guys don't know how I needed a laugh!

Samster

[Dino246]

Clever joke Sam....

At least there's no disguising what goes into a Hot-Dog !!!

[Ralph]

Do you know the guy Carne de Cabello? he is head of the foodstuff control board.

[Gizmotron]

I think these burgers are a little runny.

[ADulay]

Will you guys please quit horsing around.

This is serious stuff!

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[Bayes]

It's not just burgers, don't forget the spaghetti bologneighs!

[TwoCatSam]

Reminds me of a movie with Rodney Dangerfield.  He was served a steak.  "God", he said.  "I can see the marks where the jockey whipped it!"

[NathanDetroit]

some scandal with horse meat in the EU. where  are the  nannies   of those  nanny states .