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A few nights ago, we were all at the casino.  Late night, good table, lots of Karma, Freindship, a few Wifes and Husbands present, etc.  We get towards the end of the current shoe we were playing.  Full table, most people were winning.  Myself, H-Money and my resturant manager all grouped together.  Casino host comes over and checks on everyone.  The couple seated next to us asked for a comp to one of the resturants.  Host said sit tight, be right back with it.  The wife gets up, pushes her chip stacks in and says, color up.  She tells her husband be right back.  She grabs her purse and the cell phone she had wedged between her herself and the chair back and excuses herself to the restroom.  Husband pushes his chip stack in and asked the dealer to color up.

We are all refusing to play the last 10 or so hands and we ask for a new shoe.  Dealer looks over at the pit person and he nods his head okay.  All three of us are winning.  Everything great so far.  The husband to the excused wife that is gone, grabs the cell phone that was behind himself and says to H-Money whom he has know for quite some time, look at the first text message and check out the car I am buying, like 7,000 miles, the guy is broke and has to sell it within a few days in order to avoid legal action of some type, here look.  H-Money clicks on the first text and starts looking at the pictures.  H-Money breaks out laughing.  H-Money says, dude you are gay?  Really I do not want to look at pictures of some erect dicks being shown off!!  The husband grabs the phone and freaks out!  Tells H-Money that is his wifes phone and the guy grows furious.  The explanation is obvious, it is his wifes boyfriend or friend with benefits.

Just about that time his wife comes in the baccarat room and is screaming and yelling.  Turns out she did the exact same thing with the husbands phone and found some pictures of women on there as well. 

Oh well, just another night at the casino.   

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Next Shoe:

After the drama dies down in the Bac room, the next shoe was started.  Well into the shoe, one of the players were winning almost every hand for the past 7 or 8 hands or so.  One of the players yells out, Hey what are you betting next?  The player that was winning answers back, I do not know.  Going through my process of emlination.  Of course he has already had several beers and his words were slurring a little bit.  The other player presses him, going to wager with you, etc.  The winning player looks up and says, you really want to know how I do it?  And the other guy says yes!  The wining player stands up and takes a deep breath.  Told every one to watch himself.  The guy recites, Eeny Meeny Miny Moe and points alternatly to Banker and Player as he does it.  His last word of the ryhme winds up on Player.  Most already had their wagers set on Banker and all laugh.  One person recites out loud, the power of alcohol and starts laughing.  The winning player pushes up a fairly large stack of black chips and crosses his arms.  Most people are laughing. 

Cards dealt, 7 for the Players side and the guy is already saying Banker lost.  Banker returns that dreeded 6.  Once again.  The person that questioned the winning drinking guy, asked what is next.  The guy once again recites his Eeny Meeny Miny Moe routine and lands on Banker this time.  Of course he started it different than last time, but hey, it is what it is.  So about half the table goes with the guy and the other half against him.  Cards dealt once again.  Player returns a Natural 8.  The winning guy is working the cards.  Has a 3 line card and a 1 line card.  He is taking his time.  Finally says, never lose, either I have an 8 or a 9.  Flips over a 6 and a 3. 

Okay, now most are quite.  Another person gets up and says, listen dude, you can do your Eeny Meeny Miny Moe stuff and land where ever you want because  you already know where the last one will land because  it is only 2 options.  So the winning guy says, how about if we include one of the four Tie options you pick it, the straight up Tie or the 6/6 or the 7/7 or the 6/7 Tie and we will also include the 8/9 Natural and the Panda 8 and the Fortune 7 options.  The other guy says okay sounds fair.  So the guys runs through his regime of the ryhme and lands on Tie.  Finally the cards are dealt and the Players return a total of 2 and the Bankers returns a total of 1.  Most all are on the Bankers side.  Players third card is an 8 reducing them to 0.  The guy that start all this, that challenged the drinking guy has the largest wager and gets the Bankers side third card.  He peeks at it.  Says pretty loud, I can not believe this, I either have a 9 or a ten.  He flops it over and it is a 9 and reduces the Bankers side to a 0 and a Tie.  The dealer is laughing and most others are as well.  The drinking guy stands up and fist pumps the air and tells everyone, I told you so. 

Now a few others are challanging him also.  He runs through his funky ryhme once again.  Lands on Players side.  A few push in large stacks of chips and say, lets do this.  Get it on, lets go.  Cards are dealt.  Players side returns a 3 and Bankers side returns a 4.  Players side flops an 8 and the Bankers side wins. 

Show over.  Agian, only at the baccarat table.  LOL!