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TECHNICAL SUPPORT



A woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy


Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programmes such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.


Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House-cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?


Signed,
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Reply


DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.


Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..


However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or substance abuse 6.1.


Please note that substance abuse 6.1 is a very bad programme that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.


Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 programme. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.


You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.


Good Luck Madam!

[esoito]

Oh how I laughed...   Good one! 

I must show it to all my husbands.

[Wildcard]

Something I noticed at my home system...

As soon as i finnished installing Ourdaughters 2.0, I got some sort of bug on Sexaverage Routines ... is this expected ? How can I upgrade to Offline Happiness 2013 ? 

Please, help !!!

[VLS]

You need HerAttentions 2.1.3 program.

Use the helpful apps: pamper-her 1.3, movies-again 1.2, and details 4.u

If you do it right, you will get the new version of the I-love-you Virus, y.O-13.

With it Offline Happiness 2013 is patched to a successful performance this upcoming year 

Vic

[TwoCatSam]

Offline Happiness 2013 can quickly install a companion program:  Divorce Court 1.1

[Stepkevh]

if Divorce Court 1.1 is succesfully installed you'll soon get the

free upgrades House Plundered 3.2 and GiveYourMoneyAway 11.7   


Stef

[TwoCatSam]

Soon after Divorce Court 1.1 may come the dreaded virus:  New Boyfriend Whips Your behind.

[Wildcard]

Geee ... thanks a lot guys.
I think I´ll have to run MyLife - As Is 1.1 program til the end, trying to get rid of all these weird viruses, then reboot and maybe grab a new motherboard  .

[topcat888]

Out of interest, is this a male only forum..? and if so, why..??

[VLS]

Out of interest, is this a male only forum..? and if so, why..??

We do have Ladies around 

In the past, I also have interacted with ladies who don't want to state they are female since they don't want any special treatments! So they would just pick a regular, non-hinting nickname and participate as any other member from the gang 

[VLS]

BTW, we really shouldn't care for someone's age, gender, religious belief, etc.

It's their personal quality and interactions what we should and do care about in here

[topcat888]

Absolutely Vic, it just crossed my mind that maybe there weren't any here and if not, why not.... but if there are, that's great, no objections from me..! 

[Lady K]

Ahem, Ahem... 


And I loved "Technical Support" - So funny!     

[tao2503]

Nice one

[nOrMy2o0o]

Out of interest, is this a male only forum..? and if so, why..??

Because men like to keep things simple... 
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