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Jelly Donuts from Oregon
« on: February 08, 2018, 07:33:51 pm »
Jelly Donuts only in Oregon!

There was once a teenage girl who wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend, but she would sneak them into the house anyway.

One night she had over a boy, when her father began knocking on the door. She knew she couldn't have boys over so she locked him in the first of her three closets. (The one with all of her dirty shirts and pants)

About a week later she had another boy over and she herd a knock on the door. As she knew she couldn't have boys over she locked him in her second closet. (With all of her dirty underwear)

Another week later she had another boy over and she herd a knock on the door. She knew that she couldn't have boys over so she locked him in her last closet. (The one with her trash can of used tampons)

A few weeks later she was cleaning her room and remembered the boys in the closets:

-She checked the first one and the boy had starved to death.
-She checked the second one and again he had starved to death.
-She checked the 3rd one and the boy was still there. Curious, she asked how he managed to stay alive. "Thankfully, you left plenty of jelly donuts in your trash can for me to eat" he replied.
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