Full baccarat table with the following 9 players:
Tim Walz. Says out loud, "This casino is depriving us of our rights!"
Jacob Frey. Says out loud, "We have rights! This is targeted operations!"
Letita James. Says out loud, "This shoe inconsistency is totally unacceptable."
Gavin Newsom. Says out loud, "Can someone pass me some hair gel and a comb." Then he says, "This game is total redderict to the absolute maximum."
Bernie Sanders. Says out loud, "You guys should all donate part of your bank roll to me before you lose it all. We will just call it a political donation (While he is winking his eye) and I will document it for you."
Kamala Harris. As the shoe first opens, she stands and screams out while raising both of her arms, "I am the first African American woman to play baccarat." She is wearing a 1970s style blue Jean jacket with a large embroidered back graphic of a fist and the words, "Muslim Power Rules!"
Elon Musk. Says out loud, "With all of your wagering decisions I clearly understand the need for Artificial Intelligence and satellites to support the delivery of smart info, there are just so many considerably low IQ people."
Andrew Dice Clay. Says out loud as he placed a table max wager, "Go ahead, marry her. Don't marry her, man. How do you know where she's been? Huh! How do you know she's not the biggest tocking whore to ever walk this tocking town, man? I went with this one girl, she was such a tocking tramp, I had to double park my dick on her behind and wait an hour to get in. It's unfuckingbelievable, I'm telling ya."
AsymBacGuy. He has been winning about 9 out of 10 hands he wagered. Most all others have exhausted their buy-ins and additional buy-ins multiple times. AsymBacGuy finally gets up and says out loud, "What a bunch of friggen Jerks, now I understand the need for insane asylums and human lethal injections."