1.   GLOBAL ALIGNMENT = STUPITY  lol.
      2.    Our local pitboss is ALDO a master of avoidance, when we (yes it takes 2 people)  finally corner him for meal comp, my wife noticed that the voucher has a certain um "odur".     When my wife asked him why the coupons smell he said " we purchase them from a guy that calls himself a bacc personal trainer",  Where can we buy some ?,  " well he lives in a shack behind an east texas gas station".
       

  BRAVO, BRAVO,  ALRELAX   like the piano man said , "you could be a movie star, if you could get out of this site".
   mr. Dulay could you give a detailed critique of this quite stunning liturature. ?.

AL  here in the golden triangle , you can't even wager opposite rest of the table, i would definitly need a kelvar anti pitboss member protector, if opposite my wife, last time i did that (4yrs ago lol), she swore about me to the rest of the table in their native tounge, as i bet the player would not cut at three three x in a row.

Good stuff r75 , looks like your organised punter, smart to bet small until youve got your plan sorted. A guy on here is always bangin on about patience and discipline , but his right, have to wait for your shoe to arrive.  My wife and sister in laws can't control themselves and have to bet on every deal, how can you win like that. and when do do win some,  won't leave until they given most of it back lol.
      o.k mate good luck for xmas n/y.

Good one Al, could be my wife after I've been caught perving on a waitress. lol

Good evening mr. relax,  trent tremein 69th here,  at my local b&m establishment, my wife and i are not allowed to enter the pit, unless we agree to a cat scan lol.  When we challenged zombie pit person, he said " because we had been trained by (bac doctor, personal trainer, dr. tom, tiger don from east texas, silverthorn, alvin, iscamforaliving, et al). my wife asked where does the brain scan come in to it, ZPP said
" we have infrared laser technology that allows the eye in the sky to know what youre thinking so we can arrange the cards for the next deal" , we were stunned, and while we were contenplating our future , ZPP was smiling and giving my wife THE EYE all smug, like she should  ditch me and change to the evil empire.
          on the drive home we decided to play for the cut only, using a martingale, to prove we had no brains. and concentrate on nigerian oil contracts.
          yours trent and virginia 

Merry xmas alrelax and family, i don't recall KMART being all teeth and tits.
cheers trent

Welcome to the forum R75, if you are successful don't change.   5 yrs is quite a while playing, you must have worked out your own approach which is working for you.  have you always flat bet banker for last 5 yrs ?.  how many bets do you average per shoe. i like your take 2units style, i find while playing other players are too greedy.  i have never flat bet banker,  because i find it hard to win say 55% of bets over the long term.  but hats off to you if you can make it like that.  good old sydney town, im currently being held captive by crazy females, in the golden triangle lol, if i can escape i'll pm you for a session at the star.
     cheers trent   

he's from the movie,  BACCARAT DRACULA , the plot is,  a guy working the gas station in east texas decides to scam people on the internet, goes by the name of,  personal trainer or a doctor ,for $2500 a throw, he sucks their blood with a 7 step martingale.

To quote the op,  "the inventor has not lost for 2 years" lol. reply no.21

Brokernys,  fairygodmother has not for 2 years.
Nuff said.

brokerny,  are you alvin ? or a stooge for him ?.  if you are very happy so far,  why do you need us to validate your happiness ?.
      what has made you very happy so far ?.     yet you ask has anybody learned the steps to his method ,  LOL as alrelax said this is embarrassing.   

good on ya green,  i haven't heard " What's your caper" since the mid 80's  at the coogee bay hotel, when i accidently placed my hand on a bikies beer,  guess who shouted the next one ?. hope you cleaned up in the melb cup.
         i might have to change my avatar to winx.

wanna , its always a question of, 1. how many units was the drawdown ?, 2.how many units was it winning before going south ?, 3. can your bankroll sustain this system, to hopefully turn things around.  if it lost out of the gates ditch it.
           always bet small when kicking off a new plan, i thought i had something good ,over bet it, went south at the jump, lesson learnt.

hi wannawin,  i replied to "alrelax"  thread,  with a counter viewpoint, it disappeared, (heres hoping his preferred candidate does),
al why did you pull that one ?.