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[alrelax]

Here it is, reality, not I play 4 plus shoes in one hour complete where I burn through at least 360 hands in less than 10 second every single hand, shoe after shoe.  Not about eating your nuts and washing them down with Pepsi or a glass of warm milk, not about turning $300 into $20k by imagining the aroma of Cambodian monkey balls, not trying to figure if the female that just excited you standing over there winking at you has something as large as yours growing in her shorts, but this is reality:

Type 1 Baccarat Player:  

My car barely started without another jump;
My dog came back, darn I have to find money to buy him dog food now;
I really do only shower every third day;
Floss, why no one looks in my mouth;
Deodorant, that's for those young kids;
Does the hair growing out of my ears bother you;
Does the hair sticking out of my nose bother you also;
Hair cut, I'm trying to look like Willie Nelson;
Smoke, I will blow it anywhere I so choose;
I grunt when I talk;
I'm not concerned about anything anyone has to say;
I eat at the table and most of the time don't even chew the food;
When the dealer changes my buy-in money, I always tell them
   I wanted another color chips back and they did it wrong;
I constantly put my hand out over the layout almost every other hand
   to delay the game while I study the score board;
Simply, this place and you guys are all losers;
AND-
Sporadically I will explain why the last winning decision prevailed.

Type 2 Baccarat Player:

Hi, How's everyone doing, (sports a smile);
Let's get this game going;
Anyone want anything to drink, I'm tipping;
Smile-Smile-Smile;
I use a word called pronunciation;
I also acknowledge the dealer when asked something;
It's not the dealer's fault;
It's cool you don't believe me-but I can predict some bets;
If I cuss, I cuss at the shoe not at the dealer or a player;
When I buy-in, I always make sure to tell the dealer clearly what
    color chips I desire, FROM THE BEGINNING;
I like to shower, shave, use deodorant and make sure there is no
   hair sticking out of my nose or ears by 3 inches;
I DO NOT PUT MY HAND OUT OVER THE LAYOUT EVERY OTHER HAND
   AND DELAY THE GAME 45 SECONDS OR A MIN EACH TIME;
AND-
I don't explain why the last winning decision won.

[BetJack]

The Greatest strikes again la la la

[alrelax]

I get yelled at because I talk about other players eating their nuts, I get yelled at because I challenge players claiming to play 4 plus shoes, COMPLETE in an hour which would equate to one hand-dealt-paid-continued-360 plus hands within 10 seconds each and every one of them.  I get yelled at cause I found a system that allows me to hold my win money when I get to a certain point and boost my willpower-motivation and clear thinking.  I get yelled at because I discovered the mind altering pricing game consumers are being hoodwinked and manipulated with in the national supermarkets.  Then I post the reality of two different types of baccarat players and I get belittled once again.  Okay, have a nice day, go read about a repetitive mechanical system probably written about and spread out there by some casino host or general manager of a casino or someone that profits from your loss. 

I can only assume the posts that have the testing from high tech and beloved parts of India or Pakistan or Singapore, etc., that they are selling a betting system for $750.00 which will make you millions, is more in reality than what the casino is actually really about?  Here here

[Mars Rocks]

Player 2 thinks he's going to make a pile in the casino that night and is making every effort not to offend the casino before hitting them for a good amount of cake.
Player 1 knows better.

[alrelax]

Oh, so know we are going to analyze the Player Types?  Okay, here here

[alrelax]

Here is my take on the two very typical players at the table:

Player #1:  Trying to get enough win money to purchase a new battery for his car and also, trying to get enough comp to go eat a meal at the casino. 


Player #2:  Has far and beyond enough comp to get that meal tableside, but is trying to figure out if he should eat at the table because he is concerned about the 'clear looking gooey mayonnaise' he discovered on his brisket sandwich last time.  He also is trying to program his new IPhone Super duty 6 so he can post on the message boards between hands.

Here here 

[MarkTeruya]

Oh please pops, 15 minutes per shoe is not 4 shoes per hour, nor is it 360 hands.

15 minutes does not include shuffle time, also 6 deck shoes are approx 55 hands, so round about 220 hands.

Please get your facts right, before you delete my response

[21 Aces]

TYPE 2 Players bring luck and make luck.  They produce win.  I look forward to a day when I can buy a whole table fruit plates or app's and tell the server to keep the change on a $100 for a Red Bull...  Marquee players take responsibility and command of the game to the extent they provide for themselves, other players, and the staff BECAUSE THEY ARE THAT GOOD.

[alrelax]

Oh please pops, 15 minutes per shoe is not 4 shoes per hour, nor is it 360 hands.

15 minutes does not include shuffle time, also 6 deck shoes are approx 55 hands, so round about 220 hands.

Please get your facts right, before you delete my response

THIS IS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO:


Re: Playing shoes in under 20 mins

« Reply #3 on: Today at 01:42:00 am »

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I've started and finished 8 deck shoes in well under 20 minutes. About 3 years ago I had the habit of playing in the early afternoon in the middle of the work day. Sometimes I'd be solo and manage to burn through 4 shoes in an hour and get back to work.

flat bet every hand with an easy bet selection.

HBS
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PLEASE NOTE:

Please, was not even referring to you, Hunchbackshrimp quoted he takes down an easy 4 shoes in less than one hour and those are 8 decks shoes.  Please, why are you coming in here questioning this, it is not one bit about you or referring to you, not one bit whatsoever.  Does that answer your concerns.  Please. Here here

[alrelax]

Yes, you got me on the 360 decisions, darn self-correcting, self thinking program Vic has in here, gets spelling wrong most of the time, etc.  But I admit, 320 for the 80 hands for the 4 shoes, yes.

The other thing is, don't discount the good fortune of the Cambodian little lucky gods running around.  Each of us has our little quarks and believes, just some will admit it and yet---most of us will hide them. 

And the last thing about the sexy looking female, obviously a bunch of you guys are absolutely enraged and hung up on the subject, usually that points to the subject having a fetish or a compulsion about it anyways, so don't worry about it, explore! 

The very last thing was the kitchen staff.  It's not the kitchen staff at all.  It was about the player sneezing at the table into the other players tableside meal.  When the kitchen staff does it, you won't spot it like that.  Tableside is when you just might observe the clear looking gooey mayonnaise stuff.

In closing, since you like so much to spar with me, this one is for you. Here here

[Jimske]

Frankly Glen I think as a moderator you should refrain from some of the crude and crass lowlife talk and have a little more respect for the posters. 

I can't understand why it bothers you so much when players claim they can place you in under 30 minutes. I could easily do it if I could ever get a solo game.  As HIS rightly pointed out it's just a matter of knowing beforehand what you're going to bet and where.

But I really can't understand why the whole subject has become such a problem for you. 

my only question would be where are people playing that they can get so many solo games? It seems to me that's the only difficult part.