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[esoito]

In a recent press release the Venezuelan-based PuntersParadise online casino has announced a limited promotion that should interest you.

Apparently, during any one hour of play during the 24 hours of  the first of April only, they will refund all losses to all male players in the morning and to all female players in the afternoon.

Here's an extract from the press release:

CEO Victoria Junior said "We've made so much money out of punters who think that roulette software is un-rigged that, as a matter of conscience, we'd like to give some back to them. Furthermore,  during our promotion each player will receive an e-book of failed roulette strategies that we have collected over the years by analysing players' methods."

Ms Junior said the challenge will then be for all the casino's players to come up with fresh, new strategies to try to beat the casino's software programmers.

"But they'll have to be very lucky," she said. "Our programmers continually update our in-house software to enhance our existing statistical edge."

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[Bayes]

esoito, do you have a link to that press release?  I find it bizarre that any casino management could believe that in order to beat the punter, programmers need to keep software updated in order to "overcome" any systems that players could dream up. Are you sure this isn't a joke?

[Chrisbis]

Jules...........it is April fools day! 
1st April 2013
and they had it early in Australia...........

[VLS]

Are you sure this isn't a joke?

This *is* a Joke topic bayes 

Esoito is pulling our legs about this:

Refers to: http://betselection.cc/general-discussion/a-$4-41-usd-request-for-our-hosting/

But that other topic isn't an April fool's joke: we were actually short and we actually became open to the general public for real and the few subscriptions left were cutoff.
It's a mixture of true things that happened on the funkier day of the year 

[Bayes]

D'uh! 


[Esoito's Edit:  Never mind! I've been had before!  Did you like the bit about Victoria Junior in Venezuela -- a dead giveaway I thought...LOLOLOL]