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[Xcaliforniadealer]

I just thought I would share some super high tech stuff I was so lucky in learning about.  As I was taking a dump in a public restroom section of a casino the other day, I overheard two high ranking casino executives talking, one says, hey Moe, did you see all the new stuff we got in today.  Moe say, No I didn't Larry what was it.  Larry says, the new cameras can see through the clothes of the players, really cool. 

On another note, I thought I would share my experiences I have been having:

Went into a bathroom at a casino yesterday.  When I left I was approached a few minutes later by a guy wearing a security uniform.  He says, Sorry to bother you sir, but on the side I sell a line of penis enlarge enlargement pills, would you be in the market for any?  I looked at him and said, I was hung like the proverbial horse your sexually frustrated wife dreams about.  He laughs and says, not from what I seen. Then I figured it all out, them SOB's have cameras in the darn bathrooms!

I was in the hotel room in a different casino over the weekend.  I was up in the room and misplaced the TV remote control.  I am looking and looking around for it, cussing up a storm.  The phone rings and says someone is on the way up and be there in a minute.  I hung up thinking they had the wrong room.  In a flash there is a knock on the door.  Security with a new remote control.  OMG!  These people are great.

I was at another casino and in the pizza place getting a bite to eat.  Our pizza comes and the waitress then vanishes.  I am looking all over for the parmesan cheese shaker, the garlic powder and the red pepper flakes.  A minute goes by and security comes running in all out of breath.  He says, here sir, I thought you might need these!  Thinking to myself, what nice people.

At yet another casino, I was done playing and walked out to get my car.  I couldn't find it, I forgot where I parked.  I walked and walked.  Finally a security patrol car came up to me.  He says, can I help you sir?  I said, I can't seem to remember where I parked.  He asked me what kind of car did I have.  I told him a 1970 Road Runner, bright Neon Yellow with a large rear deck air wing.  He radios to their helicopter that was patrolling and the helicopter told him to stand by.  The helicopter radioed to another air ship of some type and exchange talk back and forth.  They then gave the security guy the excat location where my vehicle was parked at.  Then to top it all off, the security guy tells me when he is dropping me off at my car, sir we took the liberty of installing a radio transmitting homing device on your vehicle.  If you ever lose sight of you car, can't find it or if its stolen, just call us here and we will located it for you right over the phone.  By the way sir, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but I will.  We also install on all vehicles coming into our parking lots, a special device that can let the air out of you tires or drain the gas tank if you go into any other casino parking lots.  So be careful and thanks for playing at "Play More Win More Casino".  So neat huh?

[Garfield]

LoL. Okay, seriously I think you should end this, and back to yourself. Really ?

[Garfield]

Okay, even berore I read the other post related to this, I knew something was wrong. Noted.

C'mon man, you are better than this.