This chap, named Dave, calls up his local newspaper advertising department.
"Hello", he says....."Can you tell me how much you charge to place an advert in your paper?"
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The salesman outlines his pricing:-" Its £5.00 per inch Sir".......
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"Blood hell !!!.........that's terribly expensive!" explodes Dave......
"Why?" replies the sales assistant " What is it you want to sell?"
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"A forty foot ladder!" Dave responds.....

Very funny.

Imagine the scaffolding for a skyscraper

Very funny mate!

hi chris..reminds me of a brothel i heard of up your way,,,,they charge  by the inch tooo...u want there number you'll get in for free lol

lol......