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Extra => Off-topic => Topic started by: Chrisbis on April 26, 2013, 06:58:30 AM

Title: "Its £5.00 per inch........."
Post by: Chrisbis on April 26, 2013, 06:58:30 AM
This chap, named Dave, calls up his local newspaper advertising department.
"Hello", he says....."Can you tell me how much you charge to place an advert in your paper?"
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The salesman outlines his pricing:-" Its £5.00 per inch Sir".......
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"Blood hell !!!.........that's terribly expensive!" explodes Dave......
"Why?" replies the sales assistant " What is it you want to sell?"
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"A forty foot ladder!" Dave responds.....
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Post by: wannawin on April 26, 2013, 07:56:55 AM
Very funny.

Imagine the scaffolding for a skyscraper
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Post by: Blood Angel on April 26, 2013, 09:11:31 AM
Very funny mate!
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Post by: 6th-sense on June 10, 2013, 06:34:01 PM
hi chris..reminds me of a brothel i heard of up your way,,,,they charge  by the inch tooo...u want there number you'll get in for free lol
Title: Re: "Its £5.00 per inch........."
Post by: Chrisbis on June 10, 2013, 06:44:07 PM
lol......
:love: