..........to buy a parrot. 

"He's a talker," the man says, "But his last home was, well, shall we say, a house of ill repute."
"No problem." she says, and takes him home with a huge quilt over the cage.  She sits him on the table and uncovers him.
"Awwwkkk", he says.  "New madam.  New house.  All good!"  In walks her daughter.
"Awwwkkk", he says,  "New girl.  All good."  In walks her husband to see what all the "awwwkkk" ing is all about.
"Awwwkkk.  Hi Bob."