man looks at an add in a news paper and it says lose 5kg in a week
so he rings and books an appoitment the next day and he turns up
and a Woman in pt shorts and a tight top says "IF YOU CAN CATCH
ME ,YOU CAN FXXK ME"...so he did it for a week and he didn,t catch
her but lost 5kg and he goes on  the lose 10kg in a week program....


this time she was hotter and she was in bikini and she says "CATCH
ME YOU CAN FXXK ME"...and he didn,t catch her but he lost another 10kg
and he thought he loves this program so he ask to go on the 25kg in
a week program and they said you sure?...he said yes so he turns up the
the next day and this tall gay muscle guy is standing over him in just shorts
saying "IF I CATCH YOU I,M GONNA FXXK YOU"