Quote from: TwoCatSam on November 15, 2012, 02:19:14 PM
Two old men were talking about going to the bathroom. The first had a terrible time. Slow stream and constipation. The second allowed as how he could pee like did when he was twenty and his bowels and bladder both worked a 7:30 each morning.
"Wow! That must be wonderful!"
"Not really. I sleep 'till nine!"