All,

  Well, this is the "off topic" section and I was feeling a little bored this afternoon so decided to post up this video of something I do when I'm not wasting incredible amounts of time doing casino stuff.

  Yes, I'm a shooter.  I have been all my life.  For those of you who are not from "The States" you may not understand our ways with these things, but it's just something a lot of us were brought up with and it's no more odd than carrying a cell phone.  (Which I don't normally do!)

  Hmm, now that I think about it, I carry the sidearm more than I ever carry a cell phone.   Oh well, I like Chicken Fried Bacon too.   Go figure.

  So, to make some sense of this video, my friends were giving me a ration of junk about my shooting for the night and wanted to see if I'd go for a tough shot right out of the box.   One of the clowns puts a tin can on the opening target and I'm supposed to take them both out.  They figured two shots and some time.  I figured to split the difference.  Take a close look at the can on top of the white, steel target for the first shot.

  Also notice the complete lack of respect I get from these "friends" of  mine.   Obviously it's all in good fun, but they just never relent!

  The gun is a Glock 23 and the Seminole Indian Casino in Immokalee, Florida was kind enough to pay for it after a session at the baccarat table last year.

  AD (hopefully this shows up as a video and not just as a link)


  http://youtu.be/lCwDByOSsMw

Quote from: Albalaha on April 20, 2014, 04:28:52 AM

      Nobody could satisfy with any method. Even if someone curve fits a method to get a win on #3 somehow, it will fail on any similar harsh bet. Adulay, GrGrampa and later Pockets tried to fool people with hypothetical theories but could not exhibit a winning way, that is created as a general "panacea" for bad bets. This is because they never knew anything like that.
             I do not see any improvement in the knowledge of most of the members since I have been reading them. They are as much in dark as they were 5 years earlier.


Don't believe me? Ask Adulay, Pockets or Priyanka to show how do they beat it. They will surely go unintelligent and deaf.

Big Al,

  OK, I really, really, really tried to stay out of your "challenge" for the longest time but for some reason YOU keep bringing my name up over and over.

  Using the rules as you posted in your own forum, I then proceeded to tell you how to show a profit/win on your data.

  You didn't believe me.  I explained it to you.  You mumbled something.

  I then requested verification of the rules of the "challenge".  I accepted them and beat your challenge.

  How did I do it??

  Drum roll here as evidently Big Al can't understand how this all works. . . . . . .

  Play those numbers like you were in a ROULETTE TOURNAMENT.

  Well, DUH!

   As you didn't stipulate any particular amount of starting bankroll, I picked my own and played it to show a profit after RUNNING THROUGH THE ENTIRE DATASET, like you requested.

  Now, will you kindly leave me OUT of any more discussion of this silly challenge.  Even Garnabby could have come up with something better than this.  The "challenge" has always been goofy and unrealistic.  As an existential exercise in mathematics, it may have some social redeeming value, but as a "gambling" topic, it's pointless!

   So, once again, let me leave out of your "challenge" and give it to people who seem to believe that it's important to do this.  I no longer do.  (Actually I never did, it was unintelligent from the start.)

   I showed a profit in your challenge, explained how I did it.  It's your turn now.  At least my method can be played in a real casino, unlike your solution which was strictly academic.

  AD (out of this until my name shows up again)

Quote from: smiley on April 19, 2014, 07:55:34 AM
Hi, I try to figure out how Mr Albalaha, bet this '3'Zumma...

Why don't you just ask him how he did it?

He didn't like my solution so I'm sure his will just amaze you,

AD

Actually, I kind of like this clean, blue look.

Not cluttered and EASY to read.

AD

Quote from: Xander on March 07, 2014, 06:45:36 PM
I don't like it when drunks attempt to blame others for their actions.

Agree 100%.

Quote from: Xander on March 07, 2014, 06:45:36 PM
Gaming law is clear, the casinos aren't supposed to take your action if you're that drunk and impaired!

Ever try to tell a drunk he can't do something?  Ever try to tell a drunk he can't do something in front of his girlfriend?

That could get ugly for sure.

I'll have to go both ways on this one.  The guy was drunk and a jerk, on this we agree.

The casino most probably should NOT have been allowing him to play but perhaps the easiest way out, at the time, was to let him run out of money and go away.

Who knows?

AD

Quote from: FLAT_IN_O on February 14, 2014, 04:58:12 PM

--Are you the owner btw.

Flat,
   I'm glad you asked that before I did.
   AD

Al,

  Congratulations.  Nicely played.

  AD

Quote from: Albalaha on February 04, 2014, 02:16:21 AM
......... I know that it was done just to provoke me to give my HG.

Uh, yeah.  Right.

AD 

Quote from: Albalaha on January 28, 2014, 08:15:11 PM

Ad,
       You should better advise these igniters to behave and maintain dignity. If they are free to bark upon me, I can't be barred to retaliate.

Al,

  You're not listening.

  You will be surprised to know that in the "back room" for mods around here, I have come to your "rescue" more than once.

  You are very close to having me just "cut you loose" and you may fend for yourself.

  In plain terms, you're about two messages away from a two week vacation.

  Get it?

  AD

Quote from: Albalaha on January 28, 2014, 06:25:24 PM
         Ask your boss Steve to put up or shut up and stop going jail for scamming masses further. I know his dogs are sniffing around for potential threats and barking upon all of them too. Learn from him the "genuinefailure" and do not move around sniffing around every bone. Get his cheating devices and get your legs broken soon.

Big Al,

   You are currently straddling the line between being "very vocal" in this discussion and outright "being bad".

  I would recommend that you tread lightly from this point on.

  The discussion is with you and your baccarat success, not bringing up all types of history on people who are not here.

  I'm pretty thick skinned but I can see that you are losing control of your keyboard at an accelerating rate.

  Cool it down now or face the "Wrath of Esoito" with help from the other mods.

  Once again, you're right on the line.   Calm down.

  AD

Quote from: Albalaha on January 27, 2014, 11:31:07 AM
I have no business to stay in such forums with double standards.

Al,

  I do believe we've heard that particular refrain several times now, but you keep coming back for more!

  If I was "keeping score" of this very odd debate, I'd say you're losing on points at this particular place on the timeline.

  AD (I felt left out of the conversation and had to add something!)

Evidently the "NewsBot" is currently running on DOS 3.1 or something similar.

Oh well.

AD

Quote from: NathanDetroit on January 26, 2014, 04:48:19 PM
Freeze  the cat and let`s get it over with.


What are the mods afraid of ?

[Edit:  What a daft question...!!]

The thread remains merely for its entertainment value at the moment.

AD

Quote from: Albalaha on January 23, 2014, 04:20:56 PM
Love me or hate me but you can not forget me.

Dude!

I thought you had left the building!!!

Did you bring Elvis back with you from the casino?

AD (also, I can't reply over on your own board now)

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I think that just about sums it up.

AD