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#46
He is an exceedingly common man.
Just like everyone else here.
#47
Off-topic / Its Democracy Jim, but not as we know it!
October 10, 2013, 06:06:58 PM
I didn't write this:-
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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, and then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.

You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the stuff out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.

AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows
One of them is a horse
#49
Multiple locations / Re: RNG & ROULETTE WHEELS
September 25, 2013, 09:26:07 PM
Edited.
What a ball ache!

If our friend Blue Angel posts anything like this again...I'll just delete it.!
#50
General Discussion / Re: Pigeon hole numbers.......
September 22, 2013, 05:13:11 PM
=1 3 6 7 9 ?


Is the 6 correct?
#51
Hey........Nice thought provoking challenge there Proof.......


I will have a think about this.


.....and I hope other fellows call in, and at least read the challenge, and then maybe throw there two penneth into the pot.


[smiley]aes/thumb.png[/smiley]
#52
All's well that ends well eh!
#53
As forecasted......completely unproductive Topic/thread from you again dear Albalaha.


Instead of having  Instead of constantly having a go at anyone, and seemingly everyone who does not either
agree with your assessment, or POV, and the method YOU say needs to be adopted, why don't you
make one honest post for a change?


What I mean by that is this:- because you are so far up your own backside, you fail to see what you are slowly* becoming
in so far as a Roulette poster/contributor.
(*some would say rapidly, and achieved.)


You are full of attitude, aggression, and metaphoric platitudes, because you have severely taken your Indian eye off the ball.


Is there any chance you could just come to this fine house, post up something useful, without mentioning
your forum/blog site, maybe something we all have not thought of before, and have a genuine discussion about its merits or otherwise?


HUH?


Just for once Sumit.................post something that shows us all your obvious desire to beat the game, and the depth of your experience in your attempt at doing so !


Please, save some face, and post up something of use that the fellows can read, digest and then conjure.
Otherwise, like a lot of your recent started topics........its liable to be locked, and set to the archives.
#54
Unless you make headway with something productive Albalaha, the Topic is liable to get locked.


Its unproductive at the moment.
Please expand your reverse engineering of the results you posted.....


I'm quite sure, that apart from complete newbies and totally inexperienced players, everyone understands what
'reverse engineering' entails.


Show something useful. [smiley]aes/rose_wilted.png[/smiley]
#55
Steady boys¡!
Lets keep it civil and on the money.

Less about gesticulating and more about the data.


Right Albalaha........show us what we need to know....and then we all learn.
Cheers
#56
Why don't you show us how its done Sumit?

Give us a worked through example please. [smiley]aes/wink.png[/smiley]
#57
Math & Statistics / Re: Analysis of PATTERN BREAKER
September 06, 2013, 08:14:58 AM
Doubt it.
Have you tried PB m, & if so what has been your experience?
#58
General Discussion / Re: A Money Management Challenge
September 02, 2013, 02:36:03 PM
Red Outside only, or can we bet on Red inside too?
#59
This editor is better than some.

And if you had a problem......all you have to do is ask.

If its about the size/font/auto changes, they are set for upgrade soon.

All you have to do, is, be careful when back spacing, and if the sizing/font problem arises, then just hit the little "Toggle View"
Icon button [attachimg=1] to see what your about to post, and then back space it out.