What? You're not a butterfly?
You mean you don't flit from forum to forum, from thread to thread, from page to page, looking...seeking...searching for the panacea to all your money woes?
The manic flapping and erratic undulations of your travels are matched and mirrored by only the ebbs and flows of your betting bank.
And here you are -- on a nice new, attractive flower that's sprung up, exuding the heady scent of promise, of fulfilment to all your dreams. <sniff...ah, lovely...>
Otherwise why else would you be here? (It's not to enjoy my sunny disposition, that's for sure!)
Have you sampled the different flavours on offer at the different forum smorgasbords? Of course you have.
Remember the System 9 bot? Flavour-of-the-month for a while. And now...? Basically discarded. Another toy tossed out of the toy box.
Remember Ophis' MST software? After the initial frenzied excitement and susurration of wings he's stopped developing it -- lack of support 'cos the butterflies have long since moved on, d'you see. There is sweeter nectar over there...
(Yes, yes. I know a few still use them. But compared to the initial frantic flapping there are few using them now. Don't split hairs -- you know what I mean.)
Anyway, the horse is long since dead so I won't flog it with any more examples. But you'll probably recall other rising stars that rose and crashed into the Waters of Oblivion, or even the Seas of Discontent.
So here you are...Pregnant with hope...Just look at you all...
And now for an answer. (Yes, the devil is in the details!)
Pick half a dozen methods that appeal to you for what ever your reasons -- AND. STICK. WITH. THEM.
Play a live wheel -- RNG is NOT roulette.
Set aside an amount of money you can afford to lose. You will at some point. Hey, it's not called gambling because you're betting on certainties! (The only certainty is that there is no certainty -- apart from the 2.whatever% the casino makes)
Accept that wins and losses tend to come in clusters.
Decide on your stop-loss point. When the bank reaches that point STOP. Go away. Come back another day.
1 Play the first method until you make a profit . Stop.
2 Repeat with each method in turn, stopping each one the minute you make a profit with it. (Why? Remember the clusters...)
3 After the 6th method STOP for the day. Fold your tent and move on. RUN out of the casino -- you've beaten The Edge...for now...
4 Rinse and repeat. (NO -- Not every day. Get a life in between!! It's just a game.)
Now flap your gaudy wings with agitation, tell me this is ALL wrong, that I've got it ALL wrong, and that it will NEVER work because...
But read carefully. I wrote it's "AN answer"...not THE answer. Big difference.
I pwomise not to cwy, little butterfly.
I pwomise.
You mean you don't flit from forum to forum, from thread to thread, from page to page, looking...seeking...searching for the panacea to all your money woes?
The manic flapping and erratic undulations of your travels are matched and mirrored by only the ebbs and flows of your betting bank.
And here you are -- on a nice new, attractive flower that's sprung up, exuding the heady scent of promise, of fulfilment to all your dreams. <sniff...ah, lovely...>
Otherwise why else would you be here? (It's not to enjoy my sunny disposition, that's for sure!)
Have you sampled the different flavours on offer at the different forum smorgasbords? Of course you have.
- Some made you ill -- you lost heaps.
- Some made you heaps -- and then you lost it 'cos you tinkered with the rules or lacked discipline.
- Some taxed your patience to the extreme so you gave up.
- Others were so complicated that you started to wonder if it was something wrong with you that you couldn't ' get' it.
Remember the System 9 bot? Flavour-of-the-month for a while. And now...? Basically discarded. Another toy tossed out of the toy box.
Remember Ophis' MST software? After the initial frenzied excitement and susurration of wings he's stopped developing it -- lack of support 'cos the butterflies have long since moved on, d'you see. There is sweeter nectar over there...
(Yes, yes. I know a few still use them. But compared to the initial frantic flapping there are few using them now. Don't split hairs -- you know what I mean.)
Anyway, the horse is long since dead so I won't flog it with any more examples. But you'll probably recall other rising stars that rose and crashed into the Waters of Oblivion, or even the Seas of Discontent.
So here you are...Pregnant with hope...Just look at you all...
And now for an answer. (Yes, the devil is in the details!)
Pick half a dozen methods that appeal to you for what ever your reasons -- AND. STICK. WITH. THEM.
Play a live wheel -- RNG is NOT roulette.
Set aside an amount of money you can afford to lose. You will at some point. Hey, it's not called gambling because you're betting on certainties! (The only certainty is that there is no certainty -- apart from the 2.whatever% the casino makes)
Accept that wins and losses tend to come in clusters.
Decide on your stop-loss point. When the bank reaches that point STOP. Go away. Come back another day.
1 Play the first method until you make a profit . Stop.
2 Repeat with each method in turn, stopping each one the minute you make a profit with it. (Why? Remember the clusters...)
3 After the 6th method STOP for the day. Fold your tent and move on. RUN out of the casino -- you've beaten The Edge...for now...
4 Rinse and repeat. (NO -- Not every day. Get a life in between!! It's just a game.)
Now flap your gaudy wings with agitation, tell me this is ALL wrong, that I've got it ALL wrong, and that it will NEVER work because...
But read carefully. I wrote it's "AN answer"...not THE answer. Big difference.
I pwomise not to cwy, little butterfly.
I pwomise.