Quote from: TwoCatSam on November 15, 2012, 02:19:14 PM
Two old men were talking about going to the bathroom.  The first had a terrible time.  Slow stream and constipation.  The second allowed as how he could pee like did when he was twenty and his bowels and bladder both worked a 7:30 each morning.

"Wow!  That must be wonderful!"
"Not really.  I sleep 'till nine!"